
[ DATA_SUMMARY ] A high-durability, medium-weight cotton chassis engineered for a relaxed silhouette. Developed with a tubular knit construction to eliminate side-seaming. This unit carries the "ASTRAL_OVERLOAD" visual protocol: A distorted, wide-eyed skeletal entity in a state of terminal euphoria. The composition utilizes a "Rubber-Hose" anatomical style fused with cosmic stardust and neon-gradient typography, signaling a complete departure from consensus reality.
[ VISUAL_SPECIFICATIONS ]
PROTOCOL: ASTRAL_OVERLOAD // PSYCHEDELIC_BREACH.
SUBJECT: Euphoric Skinned Skull / Skeletal "Rock" Hand Gestures.
ELEMENTS: "ZYPHER" liquid-chrome bubble branding // Ethereal smoke trails // Floating star-matter and geometric debris.
COLOR_OUTPUT: High-saturation "Electric Cyan," "Solar Orange," and "Starlight Yellow" gradients.
PLACEMENT: Full-scale rear deployment // Minimalist front-end terminal text.
RENDERING: Fine-line woodcut shading contrasted against soft-glow gradient fills for maximum depth.
[ TECHNICAL_SPECIFICATIONS ]
CONSTRUCTION: Tubular knit build // Zero side-torque architecture.
COMPOSITION: 100% Ethically sourced US Cotton // Oeko-Tex Certified.
GEOMETRY: Relaxed, roomy fit designed for tactical comfort.
REINFORCEMENT: Ribbed knit collar with internal shoulder taping.
TEXTURE: Vintage-wash processed for an authentic, lived-in archive feel.
[ CARE_PROTOCOLS ] Execute these commands to preserve the asset:
> THERMAL: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90F).
> CAUTION: Invert garment before washing to protect the delicate cyan-to-orange gradient.
> DRYING: Do not tumble dry. Air dry only to prevent graphic cracking.
> FINISHING: Do not iron directly on the print area.
[ STATUS: REALITY_GLITCHED ] [ LOCATION: ZYPHER_ARCHIVE // SECTOR_NEON ]
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 67.31 | 72.39 | 77.47 | 80.01 | 82.55 | 85.09 |
| Size Tolerance, cm | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 |
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Charcoal Heather and Safety Green are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable
Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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